Party: Christmas Day at The Barking Frog

Party: Christmas Day at The Barking Frog

How the Frog Stole Christmas

Every Toad down on John Street liked Christmas a lot
But the Frog who lived just North of John street did not!

The Frog hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that line-ups are to long
It could be the djs never played his favourite songs

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But whatever the reason, the line-ups or the DJS
He will steal Christmas this year and he will do it his way

He would start with the drinks then take all of the cover
Watch out this guy might even take your significant other

He cleared out the bar, decorations and all
Even left us a gift of “coal” to clean in the bathroom stall

Then the frog watched from above, ready with laughter
But what happened next was an absolute disaster

He saw the children rejoicing in their Christmas sweaters
Then he thought maybe he shouldn’t be mean, maybe he could be better

And what happened then? Well, on John Street they say
That the Frog's small heart grew three sizes that day!

He rode onto john street, and brought back the drinks
The children welcomed him back without even a blink

SO come to Frog for Christmas Night you know it’s the answer
And lets have a party to raise money for ovarian cancer

JOIN US AT THE BARKING FROG ON CHRISTMAS DAY! PROCEEDS OF THIS EVENT WILL BE DONATED TO LONDON HEALTH SCIENCES IN SUPPORT OF OVARIAN CANCER!