Party: Jokes Please! curtseys to the Queen

Party: Jokes Please! curtseys to the Queen

Jokes Please! Is an award-winning weekly stand-up show that, a lot of people don’t realize, was commissioned by the Queen herself.

It is your commonwealth duty to come this Thursday and laugh haughtily at the witticisms and wordplay as we clowns dance and wiggle for our guiding light Her Majesty The Queen or a photo representation of her we found near a local school's trashcan.

Did you know?
- Crown land is actually the Queen’s land. She has a lot of upkeep to do. So untidy.
- Her Majesty is the employer of all government officials in Canada including the police. So she is The Chief of the Chief of Police.
- When she is acting as “Police Queen” she regularly “walks a beat” when it’s a stat holiday to keep operational costs down.
- The Queen of England is ALSO the Queen of everybody in England’s butt. That’s how it works.
- Also George Bush was the president of every American’s butt too (pretty cool).
- That means the principal of your high school was also the principal of your butt (think about it).

Comedians thie week include:

Roman Mancini
Maddy Kelly
Emily Kelsall
Luke Syrnick
Jeewan Gill
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Door 5
Drinks 4

Get your white gloves out of the closet and dust off your powdered wig (then REpowder it) because the Queen will not tolerate the shabbily dressed!